Yom Curmudgeon

On this day of atonement I'm waiting for my call from W to atone for his sins of the past year. A simply apology would suffice. But wait. He's not Jewish and dosn't think he ever made a mistake. Even Ken Jennings made a mistake. Sounds more like the Pope. No wonder it feels more and more like a corrupt theoracy around here.

And if you haven't received my atonement call yet, just keep waiting by the phone.