Thursday, December 01, 2005

I hate everyone - except Diane M.

Well, not really everyone but I promised Diane, a high-powered intellectual property lawyer in New York City to feature her today. She is an old law school friend who I will see next week when I take my crankiness on a field trip to the Big Apple. Yes, I feel that New York isn't cranky enough so I am going to do my part and add a bit of coarseness.

Anyway, while I do dislike a lot of people I do like my blog readers, my family including almost all the in-laws, the guy who delivers my paper every morning, the Apple guy at CompUSA, any PGA Tour professional and anyone who buys me lunch. The list is longer and I will probably remember people at the after-party whom I should have thanked when I received my award but hey. Any suggestions about my list let me know.

So I'm off next week to wine and dine a foreign trade delegation (more later) and pretend I'm more important than I am. I do it everyday here in cyberspace why not in person? And Diane M. might even get a rare free meal from the Curmudgeon. I think after listening to my crankiness for nearly an hour she earned it condsidering her hourly rate (legal that is) is probably $300.00 an hour. Thanks Diane.

Off for a late lunch (not free) after a short and late posting. Apologies to my loyal fans and blog readers and especially


Blogger Capt. Fogg said...

My field staff have reported that you've been seen with bearded men in white robes.

Will I be paying more for that 93 Octane soon?

Sheik, sheik, sheik your booty!

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where is the part where you say how gorgeous and brilliant I am? Power and money aren't my only assets!

diane m.

2:10 PM  
Blogger Crankybro said...

Who are you and what have you done with my brother?

7:48 PM  
Blogger Martwork said...

I love when you get all mushy and gushy like that.

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

parental unit says "can I go along?"

6:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You meant "beer and dine", right?

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you like your family?

11:25 AM  

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