I hate everyone - except Diane M.
Well, not really everyone but I promised Diane, a high-powered intellectual property lawyer in New York City to feature her today. She is an old law school friend who I will see next week when I take my crankiness on a field trip to the Big Apple. Yes, I feel that New York isn't cranky enough so I am going to do my part and add a bit of coarseness.
Anyway, while I do dislike a lot of people I do like my blog readers, my family including almost all the in-laws, the guy who delivers my paper every morning, the Apple guy at CompUSA, any PGA Tour professional and anyone who buys me lunch. The list is longer and I will probably remember people at the after-party whom I should have thanked when I received my award but hey. Any suggestions about my list let me know.
So I'm off next week to wine and dine a foreign trade delegation (more later) and pretend I'm more important than I am. I do it everyday here in cyberspace why not in person? And Diane M. might even get a rare free meal from the Curmudgeon. I think after listening to my crankiness for nearly an hour she earned it condsidering her hourly rate (legal that is) is probably $300.00 an hour. Thanks Diane.
Off for a late lunch (not free) after a short and late posting. Apologies to my loyal fans and blog readers and especially
Anyway, while I do dislike a lot of people I do like my blog readers, my family including almost all the in-laws, the guy who delivers my paper every morning, the Apple guy at CompUSA, any PGA Tour professional and anyone who buys me lunch. The list is longer and I will probably remember people at the after-party whom I should have thanked when I received my award but hey. Any suggestions about my list let me know.
So I'm off next week to wine and dine a foreign trade delegation (more later) and pretend I'm more important than I am. I do it everyday here in cyberspace why not in person? And Diane M. might even get a rare free meal from the Curmudgeon. I think after listening to my crankiness for nearly an hour she earned it condsidering her hourly rate (legal that is) is probably $300.00 an hour. Thanks Diane.
Off for a late lunch (not free) after a short and late posting. Apologies to my loyal fans and blog readers and especially
posted by Crankyboy at 1:01 PM
6 Comments:
My field staff have reported that you've been seen with bearded men in white robes.
Will I be paying more for that 93 Octane soon?
Sheik, sheik, sheik your booty!
where is the part where you say how gorgeous and brilliant I am? Power and money aren't my only assets!
diane m.
I love when you get all mushy and gushy like that.
parental unit says "can I go along?"
You meant "beer and dine", right?
you like your family?
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