Didn't I see Curly do this once?

In Rio De Janeiro, a Brazilian man died when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer in a mechanical workshop. The workshop was destroyed and several cars parked outside caught fire. Police found several unexploded army issue rocket propelled grenades in the workshop. They believe the ammunition had been brought there by scavengers wanting to sell them as scrap metal, but they also are investigating a possible link to Rio's heavily armed drug gangs who often raid military bases.

If that guy hadn't died, given his lack of skill handling weapons and the total lack of planning including an exit strategy if things went badly, he might have been appointed as Secretary of Defense, National Security Advisor or Secretary of State for W. That is if W had time on his vacation to do some work like reading through resumes. I mean, why should what some are calling "World War III" get in the way of getting away?