Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Can't we all just get along?

There has been a diplomatic breakthrough between two sworn enemies. After not speaking for a very long time and wishing horrible things happened to each other the two sides have finally agreed to talk. There is hope in the world tonight that the two sides have put their claws away and instead of trying to publicly humiliate each other they are working together for the good of the planet. Israel and Hezbollah? America and North Korea? Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner? Nope. Paris and Nicole.

Yes Paris Hilton, who swallows anything and Nicole Richie who doesn't, have put aside their infantile feud to reunite. Hilton and Richie have agreed to join together for a new season of "The Simple Life." "The thing the viewers love is the two girls together. America, Paris and Nicole are going to camp." Wish they were going to Camp Gitmo. The 25-year-old do nothings famous for being famous will be camp counselors in the newest "Simple Life." "They reached out to each other...and rekindled their friendship. The two went public with their seemingly reconciled relationship Sunday, arriving together at Dan Tana's Steakhouse in Los Angeles. After dinner, they text-messaged while waiting for their car on a bench in front of the restaurant."

So what do you say Kim jung-Il and Georgie-boy? If they can do it how about you two? Say 7:00 p.m. Saturday night at Dan Tana's? Ill bring the wine you bring the Blackberries?


Blogger Capt. Fogg said...

Compare Ms Hilton with George? She should be very insulted at the aspersions cast against her morals and intelligence.

8:56 PM  

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