You're Fired!

One of the best kept secrets, the identity of Deep Throat, the unnamed source for the Watergate stories in the Washington Post during the Nixon Administration, has been solved. Actually, W. Mark Felt, the former No. 2 man at the FBI back then, came forward and named himself. Of course such upstanding citizens like G. Felon Liddy and Chuck "Christian Felon" Colson and Pat "The war against Hitler wasn't worth it" Buchanan have scurried out from under their rocks to label Mark Felt as a traitor and low-life who betrayed President Nixon and the country. And who do you think would have a better chance to get hired by the current administration? Liddy, Colson, Buchanan or Felt? Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.